Here’s an accounting question for you: What does One fiance plus One lover equal? Answer: One whore.
Rolph / Rolf | The Office
Jun 17, 2013
You don’t… You don’t know me. You’ve just seen my penis.
Michael Scott | The Office
Jun 6, 2013
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May 18, 2013
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The “Elf Door” located in Golden Gate Park, San Francisco, between The California Academy of Sciences and de Young Museum.
I Wish There was a Way to Know you’re in the Good ol’ Days before you’ve Left Them.
Andy Bernard (Ed Helms) | The Office
May 17, 2013
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If you got all of your electricity for your lifetime solely from nuclear power, your share of the waste would fit in a single soda can. If you got all your electricity from coal, your share would come to 146 tons: 69 tons of solid waste that would fit into six rail cars and 77 tons of carbon dioxide that would contribute to accelerated global warming.
Gwyneth Cravens | Power to Save The World
May 14, 2013
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You gotta forget about Logic and Fear and Doubt. You just gotta do Everything you can to get to the One woman who’s gonna make all this Worth it. At the End of the Day, you gotta Jump.
Jim (John Krasinski) | The Office
May 13, 2013
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Now we can be together forever, BMO, every minute of every day. No more privacy, no more quiet, no more alone. Every room you ever go in, I’ll already be there… waiting… forever and ever, until the end of time.
Bubble (Air) | Adventure Time
May 4, 2013
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This is outrageous. Where are the armed men who come in to take the protestors away? Where are they? This kind of behavior is never tolerated in Baraqua. You shout like that they put you in jail. Right away. No trial, no nothing. Journalists, we have a special jail for journalists. You are stealing: right to jail. You are playing music too loud: right to jail, right away. Driving too fast: jail. Slow: jail. You are charging too high prices for sweaters, glasses: you right to jail. You undercook fish? Believe it or not, jail. You overcook chicken, also jail. Undercook, overcook. You make an appointment with the dentist and you don’t show up, believe it or not, jail, right away. We have the best patients in the world Because of jail.
Raul | Parks and Recreation
Mar 28, 2013
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Do you think Horses get Songs stuck in their Heads?
Tina | Bob’s Burgers
Feb 19, 2013
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Feb 9, 2013
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A 1950s Volkswagen Advertisement.
